Showing posts with label birth certificates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birth certificates. Show all posts

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Vital Records

Why can't you find your child's birth certificate when you need it?

It's like that sock that vanishes forever after you do laundry.

Just fuckin' gone. No trace.

Why do I even need to show someone my child's birth certificate? Just look at him! Look at her!!

They have been born, see? And my son looks just like me. My daughter looks just like her momma.

You can just look and tell that they're our kids!

So, why else do you need my child's birth certificate?